WHY IS A RAVEN LIKE A WRITING DESK?

Don't like my peaches? Don't shake my tree.

watchtheskytonight:

thegirlwiththeequalistglove:

I will always, always, reblog this. It never ceases to make me laugh

THE MEN OF TUMBLR COME WITH INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGES FOR LADIES

“Hi Mom”

(Source: thefrogman.me, via ialonesurvived)

br000t:

we all used to listen to shitty music so don’t act like you’re better than anyone else

(via a-match-in-to-water)

la-meilleure-amie:

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

(Source: meilleure--amie, via not-sorry-for-anything)

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